Thursday, May 12, 2016

Guys On Reddit Pickup Lines That Actually Work from AskMen

Pickup lines can be kind of cheesy, but sometimes it's all you've got to bridge the gap between you and a woman you're dying to talk to. As long as you're not using a creepy or groan-inducing pick up line, a clever/cute/punny line can be a refreshing break from the usual "I saw you across the room and..." or "Hi, what's your name?". And if you get a laugh out of it, you can really rest assured you're going in strong.
Another thing to consider when using a line is that it should be something you actually feel comfortable saying. If you use a line that's completely out of character for you, it's going to be obvious to her in the next few minutes of conversation. So, try to go with something natural!
 

Here are some posts from Guys On Reddit:

1. I walked up to a cashier and thought she was cute, so I decided eh why not and tried the first pickup line that came to my mind after she finished scanning everything. "So, if I wasn't buying all this gatorade, would you still check me out?" She paused and she blinked a couple times and just started to giggle and blush and I mean, she looked like she was trying so hard to not burst out laughing. Well, being the socially awkward guy I was I literally swiped my card and pressed credit and grabbed my bags as quickly as possible and zoomed out, thinking that I failed miserably...
2. A buddy of mine is really good with women. He does this one thing on our uni campus where he'll go up to a random girl. Him: "hey I have a question and need a woman's advice" Her: "sure what's up?" Him: "let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?" Her: 99.9999% of them say: "you should totally go talk to her." Him: he then introduces himself. I've done it two times and got two numbers out of it so it's clearly a 100% success rate!
3. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad. I have personally used it and succeeded. 
4. Are you my appendix? Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
5. Hey, is that guy bothering you? No? Would you mind if I bothered you then?
6. Present sleeve. "Hey, feel this..." They feel it. "Know what that is? "What?" "That's boyfriend material."
7. My personal favorite comes I believe from Sean Connery: "My magic watch says you aren't wearing any underwear." "Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear." "Damn thing must be ten minutes fast..."

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